October 16, 2007

I'm not weird

Apparently Ms. Mamma thinks I'm weird so I have fill out this survey. Here goes...

1. What kind of SOAP is in your bathtub right now? Irish Spring I think... It's whatever mommy buys.

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? Nope

3. What would you change about your living room? Make it so we can see the floor.

4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Nope.

5. What is in your fridge? A lot... The refrigerator is in the other room and I'm not close to ambitious enough to go check and write it down. Therefore I will simply say... ketchup.

6. White or wheat bread? Both usually

7. What is on top of your refrigerator? Lots of dust and I believe an old bowl of plastic fruit... with dust on top of it.

8. What color or design is on your shower curtain? It's dark green

9. How many plants are in your home? None

10. Is your bed made right now? Ha

11. Comet or Soft Scrub? I think we use Comet

12. Is your closet organized? No

13. Can you describe your flashlight? We've got too many... one of them has a regular bulb, and a white and red LED that you can switch between

14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Plastic

15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? Nope, we're not iced tea drinkers

16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? It contains a backyard wrestling ring, lawnmowers, corpses, tools, cars, etc.
17. Curtains or blinds? curtains, most particularly these tan fuckers from the 70s

18. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1 usually, sometimes two

19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? Not intentionally but the lights from the cable modem, router and sound system never go off so there's a constant sickening electronic glow

20. How often do you vacuum? Not enough

21. Standard toothbrush or electric? Electric... I've heard those vibrating brush handles can be used for certain activities. Not that I'd know anything about that. *cough*

22. What color is your toothbrush? White and turbocharged like Heidi said

23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? nope

24. What is in your oven right now? pots and pans

25. Is there anything under your bed? yep, lube, a box of various t-shirts that I want to keep for nostalgia and whatever clothes accidentally get pushed under it

26. Chore you hate doing the most? All of them? I don't know... washing dishes is pretty fucking awful

27. What retro items are in your home? Honestly I can't think of anything that's intentionally retro

28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Nope, bedroom is my room for all important computer related activities

29. How many mirrors are in your home? Two I think

30. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? No, we have these wild places that hold onto your money are liable if they lose it. I think they're called banks or something like that...

31. What color are your walls? white except for a small area of the kitchen that is orange (this house is sooo 70s)

32. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? From what? the roving bands of suburban teens? Its not like I need protection from anything in particular. And by the way dear, I do have condoms ;)

33. What does your home smell like right now? guinea pigginess

34. Favorite candle scent? okay there are basically no non-gay guys that have a clue how to answer this so I'm stumped

35. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? *shrug*

36. What color is your favorite Bible? Burning Flame orange?

37. Ever been on your roof? I think so... not sure what for though

38. Do you own a stereo? Computer with a nice speaker system

39. How many TVs do you have? Two

40. How many house phones? Two

41. Do you have a housekeeper? If we do, he or she is doing a fucking awful job.

42. What style do you decorate in? Eastern/Buddhist feel

43. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? it can be nice

44. Is there a smoke detector in your home? yes, I guess that's something I'm protected against

45. In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? Guinea pigs and maybe computer if I could... I don't think the odds of this happening are all that high though.

Revelation 4:11: "Worthy are you, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all things, and by your will they existed and were created."


Ms. Mamma said...

Interesting. Snowflake loves Guinea Pigs. He wants one bad but I told him Charlie would probably kill it if we had one. 70's with an eastern/buddist feel...cool. It all adds to the enigma that is you. ;)

You still live at home? I guess I did after college until I was 24 and then I bought a house. It was nice though. I always had tons of cash...I put a killer sound system in my VW(I can't believe I did that) and went to England and Turkey.

So that must mean you can buy me that rediculously huge Ascher cut diamond I've been wanting... ;)

Eric said...

Snowflake is a smart boy... Guinea pigs are adorable. They are rather skittish though so even a nice dog would freak them out.

I'm still in college, just went back this fall after about 4 years off so I'm unfortunately not made of money.

That means no diamonds for you... Sorry to disappoint sexy. I'll have sex with you if it'd help though! :)

Ms. Mamma said...

Thanks for the offer, but I'm contemplating life as an amoeba at the moment. The thought of actually having sex with a real live person freaks me out.

Eric said...

No amoeba-ness!!! You're too cute to be an amoeba. ::big hugs::